The Wetware Casino

Play free. Win credits.

Six provably fair tables. No wallet, no deposit, no stake of value — there is no code on this page that could take one.

PROGRESSIVE JACKPOT
5,000
Three 🧠 on the Meat Machine takes the pot. 2% of every stake you play feeds it.
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Free to play No deposit ever Provably fair No wallet needed

Pick a table

Every round is committed before it is played

Wetware Wheel

Free spin every 60s

Sixteen pockets, red and black, two green. Land on a payout and keep the credits — land on green and the spin is gone.

SPIN
Free spin ready.

Neural Crash

House edge 4%

The multiplier climbs. Cash out before the signal dies. Wait longer, win more, lose it all.

1.00×
Pick a chip, then play. Free credits top up when you run dry.

Human or Machine

50 credits a hit

One of these was written by a person. The other by a machine. This is the whole thesis, as a game.

Pick the human.

Blackjack

Blackjack pays 3:2

Get closer to 21 than the dealer without going over. Dealer stands on 17.

Dealer —
You —
Pick a chip, then deal.

Meat Machine

Three brains pays 120×

Three reels. Match two for a nibble, three for a payout. The brain is wild-rich.

JACKPOT 5,000
🧠
🃏
🔮
Pick a chip, then pull.

Plinko

Edges pay 9×

Drop the chip. Every peg is a coin flip from the committed seed. The edges pay, the middle bleeds.

Pick a chip, then drop.
Your balance
0 credits

Credits are a score, held in this browser. They are not tokens and they are not worth money.

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When on-chain distribution opens, this balance is what a claim would be calculated from. Until then it is a leaderboard number and nothing else. Nobody will ever ask you to connect a wallet or send anything to claim it.

Provably fair, and you can check it

Before a round is played you are shown a hash of the server seed. The outcome is HMAC-SHA256(serverSeed, clientSeed:nonce). Afterwards the server seed is revealed, so you can hash it yourself and confirm it is the one you were committed to. Change the client seed whenever you like — it is yours.

Server seed hash (committed)
…
Server seed (revealed after each round)
plays first
Client seed — yours, change it
Nonce
0
The betting floor

Six markets, one engine

A market is a question, priced outcomes, a settlement source and a state machine. The tables above are the degenerate case — they settle instantly against the local RNG. These settle later. All six settle on real data. Crypto on the published Binance mark, Sport on real fixtures and final scores, and the other four on Manifold — real crowd-priced questions, settled on their resolution. Polymarket, Kalshi and Metaculus were tried first and are all CORS-blocked from a browser.

Stakes are credits — a score held in your own browser. They are not tokens, not money and not redeemable. Real-money markets need a gambling licence in every jurisdiction that matters; nothing here accepts a stake of value and nothing will until that is in place.