The original neural net. 86 billion parameters. Runs on sandwiches.
Eight slides covering what it is, how the money works, how the launch is protected and what can go wrong. Nothing here is a promise or financial advice.
Everyone is now building ways to prove you're a person. Verification badges, personhood protocols, biometric orbs. Your dating app asks for it. Meanwhile, here is what all of it did to you.
Wetware is an old cyberpunk word for the human brain treated as computing hardware. Hardware, software, wetware. There's nothing to deliver and nothing to overpromise. You're just picking a side.
SPX6900 calls itself a movement coin. The value sits in a shared story that holders can keep repeating when the chart is red. Animal pictures run out of material.
1. Nothing here is generated. If it's rubbish, a human made it badly on purpose.
2. Everything on-chain is checkable.
3. Fees buy back and burn, forever.
4. Touch grass, then post about it.
| Allocation | Tokens | % | Lock |
|---|---|---|---|
| Public, on the curveNo whitelist, no presale | 120,000,000 | 60% | None |
| LiquiditySeeds the pool | 24,000,000 | 12% | Permanent |
| FounderNothing at launch | 50,000,000 | 25% | ~68,400/day, 24mo |
| TreasuryMultisig, public schedule | 6,000,000 | 3% | 3mo, then 12mo |
| Bought by the team at launchNo bundle, no dev buy | 0 | 0% | n/a |
Tokens you buy have no lock, no cooldown, no wallet cap and no sell tax. Buy and sell in the same minute if you want. The fee is about 1% either way.
The 25% sits in Jupiter's Locker contract and trickles out at roughly 68,400 a day for two years. The contract has no early-release button in it. Hyperliquid's team holds 23.8% on a similar arrangement.
In most meme coins the only money in the system is whatever the last buyer put in, so it needs new buyers forever. This one takes a cut of the trading.
Meteora keeps 20% of each fee. The other 80% goes to the project, in SOL, and keeps coming in on liquidity that is locked forever. Collecting it never involves selling a token.
Tested on devnet: four trades produced 0.0901 SOL, claimed straight to the wallet.
1. Every burn posts its transaction hash.
2. The treasury never sells WETWARE. It receives SOL and buys.
3. The numbers get posted weekly even when they're bad. Especially then.
Worth saying plainly: most tokens do no volume at all, and fewer than 2% of pump.fun tokens ever finish their curve. This whole thing pays out in proportion to how much people trade it, and nothing otherwise.
Bots watch for new pools and buy everything in the first block, then sell it back to the first real buyers. Five things stacked together make going first pointless.
Buying in the first seconds costs almost everything. It falls to 1% over a window that is random between 90 and 180 seconds, and the length is locked in with a published hash beforehand so nobody can time it.
Same 0.2 SOL buy: 56.8% fee at 40 seconds, 43.9% at 60 seconds, 0.81% after the window. Waiting got 3.4x more tokens for the same money.
No bundle, no first buy, no seed wallets. Bundled supply reads 0% where under 5% counts as normal, and anyone can check it.
It cannot be pulled. The pool still earns fees while locked, which is what pays for everything.
Done in the same transaction that creates the pool, so there is no gap. The name and picture are frozen too.
Most meme coins launch on default settings and hope. This one was designed by a quant whose published research is on crypto market microstructure and order-book modelling, which is the field that decides whether a launch survives its first block.
Sniping is a speed race. Curve design is a pricing problem. Setting fees against traders who know more than you is the same maths that decides whether a market maker survives. The protections here came out of that work, and it shows in small details that a copied template gets wrong.
No paper predicts whether a meme catches on. That comes down to attention, timing and luck, none of which are on a CV. Careful design closes off ways to get robbed. It has no effect at all on whether anyone shows up. The mechanics are worth checking. The outcome is out of everyone's hands.
Every project wallet is published before launch and the founder's tokens are locked on-chain with a public link. Locked tokens are the only guarantee here that's worth anything.
Dates on a meme coin roadmap are invented, since nobody controls when attention shows up. These are in the order they unlock each other.
Mechanics designed and published, tooling built, brand released to the public domain, full rehearsal run on a test network, founder tokens locked before any announcement.
Curve opens, minting switched off in the same transaction, address posted everywhere at once, checking tools linked straight away.
Curve fills, liquidity moves across and locks. Live on Jupiter, which means every Solana exchange and wallet at once. CoinGecko listing. First burn, hash posted.
Weekly burns, good weeks and bad. CoinMarketCap. A public treasury page showing what came in, what got burned, what got spent. Stickers, then a meetup.
Ship something that gives holding a point. Let holders vote on treasury spending. Exchange listings only if exchanges come asking. No listing fees, ever.