WETWARE

$WETWARE

You outsourced your brain to a robot. This is the coin for what's left.

86 billion parameters. Runs on sandwiches. Cannot remember its own postcode.

BUY $WETWARE
Live on Solana Mint authority revoked Liquidity locked 0% team buy 200M fixed supply
contract address drops at launch
Live · on-chain, refreshed every 30 seconds
Price
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no trades yet
Market cap
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fully diluted
Liquidity
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locks at migration
Volume 24h
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all Solana DEXs
Supply
200,000,000
fixed, mint revoked
100% WETWARE●0% INFERENCE● MINT AUTHORITY REVOKED●0% TEAM BUY● LIQUIDITY LOCKS FOREVER●200,000,000 FIXED● NO TAX EITHER WAY●86 BILLION PARAMETERS● RUNS ON SANDWICHES●
The Arcade · free to play

Win credits without spending a penny

Three provably fair games. Spin the wheel, ride the crash curve, or try to tell a person from a machine. No wallet, no deposit, no stake — there is no code on that page that could take one.

Wetware Wheel Neural Crash Wetware Check Provably fair

Every result is committed as a hash before you play and revealed after, so you can check the house never moved the odds. Credits are yours, kept in your browser, and carry across every table.

0%
bought by the team.
No bundle, no dev buy.
100%
of liquidity locked
permanently. Can't be pulled.
99%
fee on snipers in the
opening seconds.
200M
fixed supply. Minting
switched off at launch.
0
tax when you sell.
You're never locked.
Built bya quantnot a guy with
a Canva account

PUBLISHED RESEARCH Crypto market microstructure and order-book modelling. HFT A career building systems that race for fills in microseconds. OXFORD MSC CS MSC FIN ENG LBS MBA

Which matters for exactly one thing. Sniping is a speed race, and the defences here were derived from published work on that problem rather than copied from a launchpad's default settings. Buying in the first seconds costs 99%, over a window that is randomised and hash-committed so bots can't time it. Measured on a live pool: waiting got 3.4Γ— more tokens for the same money. The detail β†’

Diagnostics

Cognitive decline, charted

Roughly half of web traffic is bots. Around two-thirds of X accounts are likely automated. Over half of long-form posts on LinkedIn are machine-written. Here is what that did to you specifically.

Plate II Β· Comparative benchmark
Wetware vs. Inference

Head-to-head, standardised conditions.

Tokens per secondcatastrophic loss
Recall of own passwordshumiliating
Working without sleepnot close
Knowing when it's wrongdecisive
Being funny on purposenot close
Tasting souptotal victory
InferenceWetware

Lost 3 of 6. Won the ones with a body attached.

Plate III Β· Verification
Prove you're human

Select all squares containing an original thought.

"Let's unpack this"
"In today's fast-paced world"
πŸš€ to the moon
"Great question!"
a smudge
"It's not X β€” it's Y"
"Game changer"
em β€” dash
"Thoughts? πŸ‘‡"

Tap the squares. Take your time. Nobody's timing you. Probably.

Plate IV Β· Dependency index
AI reliance meter

Measured across the general population, 2019 β†’ today.

0%
201920222024NOW
2019Wrote own emails. Badly. Proudly.
2022Started asking it to "make this more professional".
2024Asked it what to have for dinner.
2026Asked it whether you're still funny. It said yes.

It was being polite. That's the whole problem.

None of this is generated. A human made every bit of it, badly, on purpose. That's tenet one.

Buy & sell

Swap right here

Connect Phantom, Solflare, Backpack, Coinbase Wallet or any WalletConnect wallet. Routed through Jupiter, which aggregates every Solana DEX β€” you always get the best available price. Works in both directions.

1

Get a wallet

Phantom. Browser extension or phone app, free, takes a minute. Write the recovery phrase on paper.

Install Phantom β†—
2

Put SOL in it

Debit card straight inside Phantom, or send SOL from Coinbase, Binance, Kraken, Crypto.com β€” any of them.

How to add funds β†—
3

Swap for WETWARE

Use the box below, or pick an amount. Connect, confirm, done. Costs a fraction of a penny.

Buy now ↓

Works with every wallet

Connect any of these, or paste the address into one you already use
🧠

Not launched yet

The swap widget goes live the moment the contract address is published.
No presale. No allowlist. No "send SOL and I'll send tokens."

Never bought a coin before?

Buying Β· about 60 seconds
  1. Install Phantom β€” browser extension or phone app. Write the recovery phrase on paper. Not a photo, not your notes app.
  2. Get some SOL. Buy it with a card inside Phantom, or send SOL from any exchange.
  3. Hit Connect on the widget, pick your wallet, approve.
  4. Enter an amount and swap. Fees are a fraction of a penny and it settles in about a second.

Selling

Same widget, other direction
  1. Press the ↓ flip arrow so WETWARE is on top and SOL is below.
  2. Enter how much to sell. MAX sells the lot.
  3. Check the price impact. On a thin pool a large sell moves the price against you β€” split it up if that number looks bad.
  4. Swap, approve, done. SOL lands back in your wallet immediately.

Never bought crypto at all? You need SOL first. Get it with a debit card straight inside Phantom (takes about two minutes), or from any exchange. Then come back and use the box on the left.

Or buy it anywhere else

The coin is on every Solana app automatically β€” nothing to install

Can't see it in your wallet?

Paste the contract address below into your wallet's "add token" or "import token" box. Works in Phantom, Solflare, Backpack, Trust Wallet and MetaMask β€” MetaMask has supported Solana natively since 2025, so SPL tokens sit alongside your Ethereum ones.

contract address drops at launch
Copycats are guaranteed. Tokens with this exact name and logo will appear within minutes of launch. Only ever use the contract address from this page or the pinned post. Nobody from this project will ever DM you first, and there is never anything to "claim".
Live market

Chart

Straight from GeckoTerminal β€” the same on-chain data every terminal reads. Nothing here is curated.

The chart appears automatically once the pool is live.
Also on DexScreener, Birdeye, Axiom, Photon, BullX and GMGN from minute one.
Tokenomics

200,000,000. Fixed forever.

Mint authority was revoked at launch, so this number can never rise. No inflation, no emissions, no second round.

Public bonding curve, no whitelist 120,000,00060%
Liquidity permanently locked 24,000,00012%
Founder 2-year daily drip 50,000,00025%
Treasury multisig, locked 6,000,0003%
Bought by the team no bundle, no dev buy 00%
The founder’s 25%

Held by Jupiter’s Locker. One-month cliff, then ~68,400 a day for two years. Enforced by a contract with no early-release button — not by a promise.

Where the money comes from

Every trade pays about 1%, in SOL. Half buys the coin back and burns it, half funds the treasury. Collecting it never involves selling a token.

50% burn50% treasury
If you buy

Sell whenever you like. No lock, no cooldown, no wallet cap, no exit tax. The fee is the same in both directions.

The usual way people lose money on a meme coin is the team selling everything into them. Here that is closed for two years, by a contract rather than by anyone’s word.

Roadmap

The roadmap

Most meme coins never get a job. This one has one lined up: it becomes the money you spend in the games and on the floor, and every coin spent is burned. That is Rollbit's model — a slice of what people spend buys the coin back and destroys it — pointed at 200 million instead of billions.

1 Β· Launch

Curve opens. Minting switched off in the same transaction. Snipers pay 99% for the privilege.

done

2 Β· Build the floor

Six markets running on real data — Binance prices, real fixtures, real crowd-priced questions. Plus a casino: roulette, blackjack, slots, plinko, crash.

done

3 Β· Graduate

Curve fills, liquidity locks forever. Live on every Solana exchange at once.

next

4 Β· Coin becomes the chips

Buy credits with $WETWARE. The coin is burned on purchase — it does not go to a treasury, it stops existing. Every play shrinks supply.

planned

5 Β· Spend it in the games

Skins, operators, entries, weapons. Priced in $WETWARE, burned when bought. Cosmetics, never power — selling power is what kills a shooter.

planned

6 Β· Real stakes, only if licensed

A CuraΓ§ao licence runs £60–90k a year. If the treasury ever covers that, the floor takes real stakes. Until then it does not, and nobody will pretend otherwise.

if funded

Credits are a score held in your browser. They are not tokens, not money, and not redeemable — which is exactly what keeps the games out of gambling law. The coin buys the chips; the chips buy nothing back.

Who built it

A quant who publishes on exactly this problem.

Most meme coins launch on a launchpad's default settings and hope. The protections on this one came out of peer-reviewed research on crypto market microstructure and order-book modelling, which is the field that decides whether a launch survives its first block.

Peer-reviewed research

Crypto market microstructure, order-book modelling, advanced probability theory.

High-frequency trading

A career building systems that race for fills in microseconds. Sniping is the same race.

MSc Computer Science

University of Oxford.

MSc Financial Engineering

Plus an MBA from London Business School.

Where it shows. The fee decay window is randomised and its length committed as a hash beforehand, so bots can't work out which block to buy in. The window is counted in one-second periods, because doing that arithmetic the other way rounds it back to a fixed number and quietly undoes the randomisation. Details like that decide whether a launch gets stolen.

Where it doesn't. No paper predicts whether a meme catches on. That's attention, timing and luck. The research buys a launch that doesn't get robbed in its first block. The joke has to do the rest.

Pseudonymous, same as Bitcoin and dogwifhat. Every project wallet is published before launch and the founder's tokens are locked on-chain, so none of this needs taking on trust.

Plate V · Contact

Come and be a person at us

0 channels live

Every account below is run by a human who will answer you. The contract address is pinned in all of them and it is the same one printed on this page. If an account posts a different address, it is not us.

We will never message you first, and we will never ask you to connect a wallet to claim anything. Anyone doing that while using this name is stealing.

FAQ

Reasonable questions

Is this a scam?

It's a meme coin, which means it has no intrinsic value and might well go to zero β€” that's true of every one of them, including the ones that went up a hundred times first. What we can rule out mechanically: the supply can't be inflated, your wallet can't be frozen, the liquidity can't be pulled, and nobody bought a bag before you did. All four are verifiable above, using tools we have no control over.

The founder holds 25%. Why should I be fine with that?

You don't have to be β€” but check what "holds" means here. The tokens sit in Jupiter's Locker contract and come out at roughly 68,400 a day over two years, starting a month after the pool graduates. There is no early-release button. The founder cannot dump on you because the contract will not let them, and you can verify that in one click rather than taking anyone's word for it. For context, Hyperliquid's core contributors hold 23.8% behind a cliff, and it was the most successful launch of the last cycle.

Am I locked too? Can I sell whenever I want?

You are not locked in any way. Tokens you buy have no lock, no cooldown, no maximum wallet size and no extra tax for selling. Buy and sell in the same minute if you want β€” the fee is about 1% in either direction, same as buying. The only supply on a schedule is supply that was never sold to anyone: the founder's allocation, the treasury, and the liquidity. You keep every way out, for two years longer than the founder does.

How does the project make money if the team never sells?

Trading fees. Every buy and sell pays about 1%, and most of that returns to the project as SOL β€” continuously, for as long as anyone trades, without a single token being sold. Half funds the buyback-and-burn, half funds the treasury. It's the reason the founder's tokens can stay locked for two years: the project is funded by volume, so it earns more from ten quiet years than from one good week. If nobody trades, it earns nothing β€” which is the correct incentive.

Why is the builder anonymous?

Because a name adds nothing you can verify. Bitcoin's creator is anonymous; so is dogwifhat's. What actually protects you is locked tokens, revoked authorities and a clean on-chain record β€” all published and checkable. A doxxed founder with an unlocked bag is strictly worse than an anonymous one whose allocation is locked for three years.

What stops bots from buying everything in the first block?

Buys open at a 99% fee that decays to 1% over a window randomised between 90 and 180 seconds. The exact length is committed as a hash beforehand and revealed afterwards, so it's verifiable but not predictable β€” a bot can't compute where sniping becomes profitable. On top of that, fees scale with order size for the first ten minutes, so large clips are punished specifically.

Why not launch on pump.fun?

Fixed one billion supply and a fixed curve β€” no control over either. We wanted 200 million and a configurable anti-sniper stack, which is what Meteora's Dynamic Bonding Curve provides. Also worth knowing: under 2% of pump.fun tokens ever complete their curve.

How do you make money if you're not selling tokens?

Trading fees. Meteora takes 20% of every trading fee; the remaining 80% routes to the project, and it keeps accruing on permanently locked liquidity. Half funds buybacks and burns, half funds the treasury. The project earns from sustained volume over years and structurally can't earn by dumping on holders.

Will it be on Binance / Coinbase / Robinhood?

No idea, and anyone who promises you a listing is lying. We won't pay a listing fee β€” an exchange charging for one is selling access to liquidity it doesn't have. BONK, WIF, PEPE, PENGU and POPCAT all reached major exchanges by producing real volume until the exchanges came to them.

Is there a presale? Can I send SOL to reserve some?

No, and never send SOL to anyone claiming otherwise β€” that is definitionally a scam, whoever appears to be asking. Everything happens on-chain through the bonding curve. Nobody on this project takes custody of your money at any point.

What actually gives it value?

Nothing, in the sense you mean. The same nothing that underpins every meme coin. What it has instead is a fixed supply, a mechanical buyback funded by fees rather than by new buyers, verifiable launch mechanics, and a narrative people might want to belong to. Whether that's worth anything is entirely down to whether other people decide it is.

Leaving already?

Fine. Your call. But before you go, the bit most people never check:

0%team bought
100%liquidity locked
0sell tax

The founder's tokens are locked by a contract for two years. Yours aren't locked at all. You can leave any time β€” that's the whole point.

Have a look at the buy box