You outsourced your brain to a robot. This is the coin for what's left.
86 billion parameters. Runs on sandwiches. Cannot remember its own postcode.
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Three provably fair games. Spin the wheel, ride the crash curve, or try to tell a person from a machine. No wallet, no deposit, no stake — there is no code on that page that could take one.
Every result is committed as a hash before you play and revealed after, so you can check the house never moved the odds. Credits are yours, kept in your browser, and carry across every table.
PUBLISHED RESEARCH Crypto market microstructure and order-book modelling. HFT A career building systems that race for fills in microseconds. OXFORD MSC CS MSC FIN ENG LBS MBA
Which matters for exactly one thing. Sniping is a speed race, and the defences here were derived from published work on that problem rather than copied from a launchpad's default settings. Buying in the first seconds costs 99%, over a window that is randomised and hash-committed so bots can't time it. Measured on a live pool: waiting got 3.4Γ more tokens for the same money. The detail β
Roughly half of web traffic is bots. Around two-thirds of X accounts are likely automated. Over half of long-form posts on LinkedIn are machine-written. Here is what that did to you specifically.
Head-to-head, standardised conditions.
Lost 3 of 6. Won the ones with a body attached.
Select all squares containing an original thought.
Tap the squares. Take your time. Nobody's timing you. Probably.
Measured across the general population, 2019 β today.
It was being polite. That's the whole problem.
None of this is generated. A human made every bit of it, badly, on purpose. That's tenet one.
Connect Phantom, Solflare, Backpack, Coinbase Wallet or any WalletConnect wallet. Routed through Jupiter, which aggregates every Solana DEX β you always get the best available price. Works in both directions.
Phantom. Browser extension or phone app, free, takes a minute. Write the recovery phrase on paper.
Install Phantom βDebit card straight inside Phantom, or send SOL from Coinbase, Binance, Kraken, Crypto.com β any of them.
How to add funds βUse the box below, or pick an amount. Connect, confirm, done. Costs a fraction of a penny.
Buy now βThe swap widget goes live the moment the contract address is published.
No presale. No allowlist. No "send SOL and I'll send tokens."
Never bought crypto at all? You need SOL first. Get it with a debit card straight inside Phantom (takes about two minutes), or from any exchange. Then come back and use the box on the left.
Paste the contract address below into your wallet's "add token" or "import token" box. Works in Phantom, Solflare, Backpack, Trust Wallet and MetaMask β MetaMask has supported Solana natively since 2025, so SPL tokens sit alongside your Ethereum ones.
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Scan on your phone to open the token straight in a mobile wallet, instead of typing 44 characters.
Straight from GeckoTerminal β the same on-chain data every terminal reads. Nothing here is curated.
Mint authority was revoked at launch, so this number can never rise. No inflation, no emissions, no second round.
Held by Jupiter’s Locker. One-month cliff, then ~68,400 a day for two years. Enforced by a contract with no early-release button — not by a promise.
Every trade pays about 1%, in SOL. Half buys the coin back and burns it, half funds the treasury. Collecting it never involves selling a token.
Sell whenever you like. No lock, no cooldown, no wallet cap, no exit tax. The fee is the same in both directions.
The usual way people lose money on a meme coin is the team selling everything into them. Here that is closed for two years, by a contract rather than by anyone’s word.
Most meme coins never get a job. This one has one lined up: it becomes the money you spend in the games and on the floor, and every coin spent is burned. That is Rollbit's model — a slice of what people spend buys the coin back and destroys it — pointed at 200 million instead of billions.
Curve opens. Minting switched off in the same transaction. Snipers pay 99% for the privilege.
doneSix markets running on real data — Binance prices, real fixtures, real crowd-priced questions. Plus a casino: roulette, blackjack, slots, plinko, crash.
doneCurve fills, liquidity locks forever. Live on every Solana exchange at once.
nextBuy credits with $WETWARE. The coin is burned on purchase — it does not go to a treasury, it stops existing. Every play shrinks supply.
plannedSkins, operators, entries, weapons. Priced in $WETWARE, burned when bought. Cosmetics, never power — selling power is what kills a shooter.
plannedA CuraΓ§ao licence runs £60–90k a year. If the treasury ever covers that, the floor takes real stakes. Until then it does not, and nobody will pretend otherwise.
if fundedCredits are a score held in your browser. They are not tokens, not money, and not redeemable — which is exactly what keeps the games out of gambling law. The coin buys the chips; the chips buy nothing back.
Most meme coins launch on a launchpad's default settings and hope. The protections on this one came out of peer-reviewed research on crypto market microstructure and order-book modelling, which is the field that decides whether a launch survives its first block.
Crypto market microstructure, order-book modelling, advanced probability theory.
A career building systems that race for fills in microseconds. Sniping is the same race.
University of Oxford.
Plus an MBA from London Business School.
Where it shows. The fee decay window is randomised and its length committed as a hash beforehand, so bots can't work out which block to buy in. The window is counted in one-second periods, because doing that arithmetic the other way rounds it back to a fixed number and quietly undoes the randomisation. Details like that decide whether a launch gets stolen.
Where it doesn't. No paper predicts whether a meme catches on. That's attention, timing and luck. The research buys a launch that doesn't get robbed in its first block. The joke has to do the rest.
Pseudonymous, same as Bitcoin and dogwifhat. Every project wallet is published before launch and the founder's tokens are locked on-chain, so none of this needs taking on trust.
Every account below is run by a human who will answer you. The contract address is pinned in all of them and it is the same one printed on this page. If an account posts a different address, it is not us.
We will never message you first, and we will never ask you to connect a wallet to claim anything. Anyone doing that while using this name is stealing.
It's a meme coin, which means it has no intrinsic value and might well go to zero β that's true of every one of them, including the ones that went up a hundred times first. What we can rule out mechanically: the supply can't be inflated, your wallet can't be frozen, the liquidity can't be pulled, and nobody bought a bag before you did. All four are verifiable above, using tools we have no control over.
You don't have to be β but check what "holds" means here. The tokens sit in Jupiter's Locker contract and come out at roughly 68,400 a day over two years, starting a month after the pool graduates. There is no early-release button. The founder cannot dump on you because the contract will not let them, and you can verify that in one click rather than taking anyone's word for it. For context, Hyperliquid's core contributors hold 23.8% behind a cliff, and it was the most successful launch of the last cycle.
You are not locked in any way. Tokens you buy have no lock, no cooldown, no maximum wallet size and no extra tax for selling. Buy and sell in the same minute if you want β the fee is about 1% in either direction, same as buying. The only supply on a schedule is supply that was never sold to anyone: the founder's allocation, the treasury, and the liquidity. You keep every way out, for two years longer than the founder does.
Trading fees. Every buy and sell pays about 1%, and most of that returns to the project as SOL β continuously, for as long as anyone trades, without a single token being sold. Half funds the buyback-and-burn, half funds the treasury. It's the reason the founder's tokens can stay locked for two years: the project is funded by volume, so it earns more from ten quiet years than from one good week. If nobody trades, it earns nothing β which is the correct incentive.
Because a name adds nothing you can verify. Bitcoin's creator is anonymous; so is dogwifhat's. What actually protects you is locked tokens, revoked authorities and a clean on-chain record β all published and checkable. A doxxed founder with an unlocked bag is strictly worse than an anonymous one whose allocation is locked for three years.
Buys open at a 99% fee that decays to 1% over a window randomised between 90 and 180 seconds. The exact length is committed as a hash beforehand and revealed afterwards, so it's verifiable but not predictable β a bot can't compute where sniping becomes profitable. On top of that, fees scale with order size for the first ten minutes, so large clips are punished specifically.
Fixed one billion supply and a fixed curve β no control over either. We wanted 200 million and a configurable anti-sniper stack, which is what Meteora's Dynamic Bonding Curve provides. Also worth knowing: under 2% of pump.fun tokens ever complete their curve.
Trading fees. Meteora takes 20% of every trading fee; the remaining 80% routes to the project, and it keeps accruing on permanently locked liquidity. Half funds buybacks and burns, half funds the treasury. The project earns from sustained volume over years and structurally can't earn by dumping on holders.
No idea, and anyone who promises you a listing is lying. We won't pay a listing fee β an exchange charging for one is selling access to liquidity it doesn't have. BONK, WIF, PEPE, PENGU and POPCAT all reached major exchanges by producing real volume until the exchanges came to them.
No, and never send SOL to anyone claiming otherwise β that is definitionally a scam, whoever appears to be asking. Everything happens on-chain through the bonding curve. Nobody on this project takes custody of your money at any point.
Nothing, in the sense you mean. The same nothing that underpins every meme coin. What it has instead is a fixed supply, a mechanical buyback funded by fees rather than by new buyers, verifiable launch mechanics, and a narrative people might want to belong to. Whether that's worth anything is entirely down to whether other people decide it is.
Fine. Your call. But before you go, the bit most people never check:
The founder's tokens are locked by a contract for two years. Yours aren't locked at all. You can leave any time β that's the whole point.
Have a look at the buy box